Hi,

wubangs:

if she doesn’t text you when shes drunk then you aint da one


corporateaccount:

date a girl who is your girlfriend


bowtiesandthugs:

me as a teacher .

bowtiesandthugs:

me as a teacher .

(Source: champagnewithpapi)

(Source: nanilkapunks)

courtneybrandttt:

kimkanyekimye:

Kanye is everything!!!

If a man ever treats me the way Kanye treats Kim, i will never let him go

Bruh, if I got a girl like kimmy K, I’d do the same!

unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite


foodfuckery:

Cheddar Bacon Stuffed Pretzel Buns

Recipe

*suddenly remembers all of life’s responsibilities on sunday night*

(Source: ernbarassing)


morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

phlilester:

spoken-not-written:

whoever invented cramps is an asshole

ur an 18 year old boy

NOT JUST FEMALES GET CRAMPS WTF I GOT CRAMP IN MY FOOT FROM ALL THE SEX I’VE NOT BEEN HAVING OKAY CRAMPS DONT JUST HAPPEN IN THE LADY POCKET REGION OR WHATEVER

the lady pocket region


(Source: funyunbreaf)

(Source: fckitstanya)

(Source: quickweaves)

(Source: thatgolfwang)

do-not-touch-my-food:

Chocolate Chip Pudding Cookies

(Source: 2-shane-s)